I like to take pictures. I usually really enjoy the photography and editing process. But I don't know why - WHY my family has to make it so difficult. Why are my kids the only ones who just won't ever cooperate?
Take yesterday for example. I've been meaning to get some photos ready for a Christmas card of some sort for awhile now. Yesterday I decided that as soon as the kids got home from school- we'd get it finished and out of the way.
Literally as soon as they walked in the door - I pounced. Comb, washcloth and a quick snack in hand I begged BEGGED them to just give me Ten minutes and then they could go play. I had seen on a different blog some cute photos a mom had done with candy canes, and I was anxious to try to copy it. (Yes copy. After all - imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery.)
I started with Abby. It's simple. I knew that Abby would not require as much coaching. I just needed her to look AT the camera. That's all. She only had to look at me.
This is what I got out of her.
Take yesterday for example. I've been meaning to get some photos ready for a Christmas card of some sort for awhile now. Yesterday I decided that as soon as the kids got home from school- we'd get it finished and out of the way.
Literally as soon as they walked in the door - I pounced. Comb, washcloth and a quick snack in hand I begged BEGGED them to just give me Ten minutes and then they could go play. I had seen on a different blog some cute photos a mom had done with candy canes, and I was anxious to try to copy it. (Yes copy. After all - imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery.)
I started with Abby. It's simple. I knew that Abby would not require as much coaching. I just needed her to look AT the camera. That's all. She only had to look at me.
This is what I got out of her.
With Jessica I tried to be a little more specific. I simply ask that she smile her "prettiest smile" for me. We practiced a bit. Her smile was perfect.
As soon as I go to CLICK she pulls out this.
This is NOT her prettiest smile. Trust me.By the time it was Sam's turn I was losing faith in the whole thing. I said, "Sam- Please Please sit up straight like a good boy and try not to be silly."
Viola.

I'd had it. I was sweaty, frustrated and had totally neglected any dinner prep- and for WHAT!
After all of that though, I still managed to find a tiny morsel of enthusiasm, or at least determination, to try to get a decent family photo. I knew it wouldn't be much-but I just needed one nice shot of all of us. So as soon as John walked through the door, I rallied everyone together- one last time.
I asked Nicely.
I begged.
I PLEADED with them all.
I finally resorted to blackmail. I said, "KIDS. I know that you don't like this. But it will be quick if you ALL just obey. If you are not ALL smiling, sitting up straight, looking at the camera and being good little kids- then ...well...I just don't think Santa will come to our house this year. (I know- maybe a little bit of a cheap one- but I had to try something.)
And it did work. The kids got my drift.
They were willing.
They were ready.
And what do you think I got?
Nice one John.
I think my family Hates me.
12 comments:
I love it. That made me laugh out loud. You should start taking the pictures in June and just edit the good ones together....
I'm still laughing! I love the pictures of the kids...they are so real! We always do a candid Christmas shot for our cards...the nice ones NEVER work here either. Tell John that Santa will not be coming to see him this year for sure!
your new place looks great.Your photo shoot reminds me of our families. Darren...always..does the same thing.
Tan that is so awesome! Seriously, that exact thing happened to us when my cousin took our pictures. Lib was 6 months old and we were all concentrating on her. When she got the pictures back she said she didn't know she needed to be paying attention to Jordan! It made me so mad because Libbi and I looked good and were looking at the camera and then the dad wasn't. Good luck next time! Oh and Jess's hair is cute. You chopped it!
hahahahaha. Oh Tanis, this is hilarious. LOL!!!!
LOVE this. It captures family better than the cheezy "happy" photos. This is "YOU". Perfecter than it could've otherwise been.
I love how you write! It always makes my day that you let your family shine. :o) John's face totally cracked me up! Merry Christmas!
Oh that is so funny! Its always when you need a good smile that you never get it! :)
I love it Tanis! The candy cane picture is a really cute idea! It's so funny how kids act when you want the simpliest things! As for the Santa part..."A mom's gotta do what a mom's gotta do!"
Merry Christmas!
I seriously love that post. I was laughing the whole way through it...And now I think I will be "copying/flattering" you tonight and attempting our own photo shoot...as perfect smiles or not, those pictures you took were dang cute...I especially loved sams.
So funny!!! It is a never ending battle to get a decent picture for us too. Infact, I don't even think I am going to attempt it this year. Such a funny post. :)
Love it! I love the candy cane idea with Abgy. What a darling picture of her! At least no one was eating them. My kids would have had the wrappers off and sticky hands before I could have even snapped a shot!
Ha ha! Well I TOTALLY understand and hear your cries! Welcome to my world!
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