Also known as a root cellar, vegetable pit, or ...BOMB SHELTER (jokes...sorta), it's a handy little storage place for most root vegetables. John grew up with two pits in his backyard and to this day we still drive over to my father-in-laws to steal a fresh garden carrot in the middle of winter! What a treat!
Well this week was the week for us to make our own. It really wasn't as hard as I thought it'd be.
Step 1:
Find yourself a handy man (preferably a handsome one) and marry him before he realizes what he's done.
(If it's too late for step one - don't worry. Anyone can dig!)Step 2:
Define the area that will eventually become the hole in your yard, and begin shoveling!

Step 3:
Don't stop shoveling.

Even when you have a 2 year old leaning over you asking, "Whatchya doing Daddy?" 100 times. Still, don't stop!

Step 4:
You must make sure that your pit is precisely 6 ft deep. That matters. I don't know why- but it does. Your walls will need to rest on the bottom of the pit and still be above ground by about 8 inches.
Count on the scantily clad "fairy person" to inspect your work several times throughout the process. (It's amazing how much a 6 year old THINKS she knows!)
Beam with pride when you finally reach the required depth and you can chuck that nasty shovel aside.

On a side note: Have any of you ever seen the movie HOLES? We were living that. Except for the fact that it took three days to dig this hole, and my husband is not a delinquent teenager receiving punishment. He actually CHOSE to do this. But I did play the part of the "warden" very well.
Step 6:
Perhaps one of the trickiest parts of this project come when you must find a way to lower the 6 ft structure of walls that you've pre-built down into the pit.
......I suggest this is a good time to just head to the beach with some cousins and let your husband handle it in his own miraculous way.

Heaven knows how, but the kids and I came home to this!
Step 7:
Complete the building of the walls, build a ladder (don't FORGET THAT), and insulate the roof and the top of the walls.
Build a handy dandy trap door, and enjoy how complete it finally is. Sit down and wonder what happened to the week. 
Step 9:
Wrap your mind around the fact that you now have a whole yard full of CLAY that your kids can NOT stay off of. Don't fight it! It's likely there to stay for a while.
Be infinitely grateful to your handy man for giving you somewhere to put half your garden in the Fall!
See? Just like I said. Easy peasy.
Unless of course....
...you talk to my husband.































