Early Monday morning John left with the ward Young Men for Scout camp which is actually being hosted by Scouts Canada this year. It's been called "Helaman's Encampment" and the general idea is that there will be around 2000 young men in attendance in an effort to replicate the 2000 stripling warriors.
Cool right?
It's definitely very cool.
However...it is a 6 day event.
SIX stinkin' DAYS!!! Is it just me- or does that not seem like a crazy amount of time?
Now before you start judging me and assuming that I'm all un - supportive and stuff - please know that I have happily sent John off on a total of 8 young men's camps in our 9 years of marriage and baked rice krispie squares, cookies and muddy buddies for him to take each. and.every. time!
(It doesn't get more supportive then that I tell ya)
But 6 days? Really?
John on the other hand couldn't get outta here fast enough, and with a little pat on my head and a token "There there, You'll be fine," he was gone.
And so began my week long sojourn. Alone. With four of the craziest people I have ever given birth to.
Alright truthfully- it's going just fine.
I like to think I'm the type of person who can take a stupid, dumb, boring situation and turn it into something .... um...just a little bit less stupid, dumb and boring;)
So here is the first half of our week without John in pictures:
Monday- My father in law stopped by with a beautiful bowl full of fresh garden strawberries. I instantly set to work making freezer jam out of them. (Well, out of the strawberries that Abby didn't snitch;) Yummy! And best of all - it actually turned out! It's Marilyn's recipe and I have so many memories of times when we'd come down to visit and she'd send us home to Edmonton with our trunk full of garden goodies and this awesome freezer jam.
On Monday afternoon we grabbed our neighbor down the street and went for a picnic in Waterton. The kids played on the playground, we went to Big Scoop, and then drove Red Rock Road in search of bears. The kids spent most of the drive telling stories about "the time they saw a bear," and I was a little bit surprised at what liars a group of kids can be. I mean really- none of them has ever come even close to experiencing what they were describing, but it was cute to watch them freak each other out.
Tuesday was a super fun night as we headed out to St. Mary's to do a little fishing. I had high hopes of actually catching something as I thought it would surely impress John, but one little minnow was the only catch we got. Which the kids were actually completely pleased with! I love that Jessica wore her church shoes to go fishing, and I also love that she's wearing them on the wrong feet;) And check out Nathan fishing for the first time! (I'm pretty sure he's going to be a natural at it.)
Wednesday was when the kids "hit the wall" so to speak. Perhaps it was the hot weather getting to them, (or maybe it was just me) -but they were bored with a capital B. BORED! All day long I was bombarded with questions like:
"When's Daddy going to be back?"
"How many more days till Saturday?"
"Why can't you make paper airplanes as good as Daddy?"
"You can't do anything good like Daddy."
It's true. I don't have a hope in heaven of being as awesome as Daddy is, but I do have a few tricks up my sleeve. Two trips to the candy store and four ice cream cones later- I was back in their good books.
Though I may not be in my neighbours good books these days.
Twice this evening I found Nathan outside on our neighbour's front porch completely naked. NAKED!!! He's been wearing only a diaper most of the day because of the heat, but the little stinker apparently decided that even that was too much clothing. I started yelling at Abby to go get him back in the house THIS INSTANT only to realize that the neighbours could probably hear me yelling!
So then I had to paint a smile on my face and pretend to playfully retrieve the little streaker myself - all the while complaining under my breath that "this kinda thing would never have happened if John hadn't of gone away for 6 days!!!"
Because really- it all comes back to that right?
I don't know, considering his earlier shenanigans this just seems a bit ironic, don't ya think?
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PS: After reading this I maintain that though these thoughts and opinions are mine I really am not as pathetic and needy as I made myself out to be; ) I also realize that many people go a LOT longer then this on their own and they have my absolute admiration and respect!
PPS: Oh and I love John and I hope he is having fun because he deserves it.
PPPS: Oh, and I wholeheartedly support him in his calling and all that stuff...yadda yadda yadda.....(just in case any certain families in our ward happen to be reading this;)

































